In lieu of the upcoming Thanksgiving spirit, people have started to consider what they are thankful for. Contrary to tradition, I would like to indulge in a preamble to Thanksgiving.
There are many things in this world that I can say that I am thankful for, but I think it would be more interesting to list all the things that I am not thankful for instead. And so I shall rant on about what most teenagers can relate to: complaining.
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First of all, I am not thankful for Justin Bieber… Just throwin’ that out there.
- On a smaller note, I am also not very thankful for those who obsess over how good or bad he is.
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I am not thankful for religious brochures “cleverly” designed as IQ tests.
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I am not thankful for Taylor Lautner movies
Neither is Rotten Tomato
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I am not thankful for The Scarlet Letter nor am I thankful for Hawthorne’s word choice
Fantasmagoric? Really?!?
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I am not thankful for tofurky
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I am not thankful for Jane Schaffer
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I am not thankful for the SATs
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I am not thankful little kids playing M-rated games and acting like swearing is cool
- I am not thankful for parents who let their little kids play M-rated games
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I am not thankful for McDonald’s
Yeah. I said it.
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I am not thankful for robots becoming more and more USEFUL!
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I am not thankful for overcritical cynicism
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Finally, on a more serious note:
- I am not thankful for drugs
- I am not thankful for crime
