The Ultimate Hangout

Authored by Nathan Nguyen and Jeffrey Wang
It’s dark. It’s late. It’s a Saturday night. Not sure what to do? The Nguyen-Wang Twins have the perfect guide to maximize your hangouts.
Nathan Nguyen and Jeff Wang come from the humble town of Fountain Valley, where kids go to school, chill, and do other average activities. However, this duo goes beyond that. Their night time adventures are comparable to killing evil spirits for fun.

Despite the various shenanigans two young mischievous boys can possibly get themselves into, we have loads of safe fun on our adventures. Fighting evil spirits is the first of many tutorials from the Nguyen-Wang Twins. With a simple three-step process, you can maximize the amount of utility you get out of your Spring Break.

Step 1 – Find a simple branch about half the length of an average sword. If the branch is too long, you will be suspected of possessing weapons. If it is too short, the monsters will overpower you. Make sure that the branch is strong and lightweight, so that it can fit through the window of your car door.

Step 2 – After picking out your tools, it’s time to head into the dark unknowns of the park. Usually monsters appear in thick, foggy forests, so choose your battleground wisely. Once you have mapped out your location, it’s time tackle the ghosts.

Step 3 – After exiting your vehicle, take caution. The spirits live in the air and could surround you at any time. Make sure you swing your mini tree branch at the air to ensure their defeat. If you want to enhance the experience, invent a battle cry and use it while running.

In closing, take care and be safe. That is our top priority. We wish you luck in all your endeavors. In the end, remember, all the fun you have is due to our fine and dandy advice.

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